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What do you do?:

How old are you (birthdate)?:
Older than dirt, 6/29/74

What do you do to supplement the mad $crillas Ed Goodlife is paying?:
I am a biostatistician at the North Carolina Museum of Natural Sciences, and I also tend to work part time as a stock boy at a pseudo health food store.

Jonathan likes to:
Hang out with my wife, watch movies, play, go to shows, eat at the Burrito Bunker, play ball (whenever I am not representin gimp crew due to unqualified youth crew jumps)

Ball and Chain?:
My super supportive and wonderful wife of over 3 years Christina,

Higher learning:
Bachelor of Science from the University of North Carolina at Charlotte in Earth Sciences with a minor in Philosophy; Master's of Environmental Management from Nicholas School of the Environment at Duke University in Resource Economics and Policy. My Masters work was a study of environmental racism in the North Carolina swine industry, if anyone wants another reason not to support the meat industry, this is an excellent one.

Ampeg B5 Rackmount Head/Mesa Boogie 1X15 1x10 2x6 cabinet / Ibanez basses

Bands/artists I like:
Blood Has Been Shed, Clear, Catharsis, Prayer for Cleansing, Azazel, Stretch Armstrong, As the Sun Sets, Thick as Thieves, Brothers Keeper, Outspoken, Unbroken, Matt Groening, Martin Scorcese, Berke Breathed, Dan Simmons, Poppy Z. Brite, Errol Engelbrecht, Tim Burton, Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro

Top ten records you're glad someone was smart enough to make:

1. Catharsis "Passion" and "Samsara"
2. Gorilla Biscuits "Start Today"
3. Integrity "Those Who Fear Tomorrow"
4. Blind Melon "Soup"
5. Metallica "Master of Puppets"
6. Day of Suffering "The Eternal Jihad"
7. Harvest "Living with a God Complex"
8. Into Another -all
9. Unbroken "Life, Love, Regret"
10. Outspoken "The Current"

Authors whose works you'd like cremated with you so your remains have to be carried in a multi-pack:
Books you must read: Daniel Quinn anything, Poppy Z. Brite anything, Watchers by Dean Koontz, Douglas Adams(any), Acid House by Irving Welsh, Diet for a New America by John Robbins, Seize the Time by Bobby Seale, Dan Simmons Hollow Man, J. R. R. Tolkien The Hobbit

If you could have dinner with one person (living or dead) who would it be?:
Huey P. Newton or Judi Bari, two people who made great changes, while operating outside of our society's boundaries.

Movies I would watch more than once:
Way too many to list I am a movie geek. A small list would be: "Godfather " I, II or III, "Apocalypse Now", "Pulp Fiction", "Taxi Driver", "Scarface", "Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead", "Reservoir Dogs", "Shawshank Redemption", "Full Metal Jacket", "The Usual Suspects"(I went to school with the writers sister, small world), "Casino", Goodfellas", "A Bronx Tale", "Friday", "Bad News:Tour Video", "Return of the Living Dead 3", "The Professional" I could go on for pages, but you get the idea.

Does Robert need a haircut?:
If only they made scissors that strong

Favorite Undying song?:
Of Masks and Martyrs

Favorite to play live?:
For Liberation

Best Catharsis song?:
Exterminating Angel

Place I'd like to see before I die?:
Any rainforest.

Worst food you ever ate?:
Jodi's mom house spaghetti.

Things I like those stupid guys forgot to include in this dumb questionnaire:
Soul Vegetarian and House of Chinese Gourmet.